Dear Overly Cheery Customer Service Worker,
You spend your days smiling, waving and making the peppiest announcements known to man. Although I'm sure the customers enjoy your pep, I just can't seem to decide. Your loud and exaggerated announcements every two minutes make me want to set that small back room with the loud speaker on fire. Yet, I can't help but like you when you only ever greet me with a "hellllllllo". Your intentions are too good and too pure.
So let's end this with a "Damn you Overly Cheery Customer Service Worker" for causing me this inability to decide my definite feelings about you.
Sincerely,
Disgruntled/Thankful Employee
